Sunday, January 18, 2009

dear mr. plummer, please save my apartment

Last night I got home from a movie around 12:30am only to hear something that sounded a lot like this...


coming from the apartment downstairs from us. Audge and I ran to see if they knew of their peril, they did. Apparently the water had been gushing for close to five hours and the maintenance man on call did not feel like he could do anything about the geyser in our basement and had decided to let bygones be bygones until Monday. In other words, we were on our own and had to deal with the household equivalent of...
Old Faithful spewing from our main water line. Luckily our basement was flooded up to the joists at the front part of the house, and the Knoxville Utility Board was able to come to our rescue by turning off our water. "How are you surviving?!" I am blessed to have roommates that learned disaster response from Y2K: we are unshowered and brushing our teeth with water we are storing in a crockpot that one of us found in our attic last week. I know, if that doesn't speak volumes about our resilience I don't know what else could. Fortunately the plummer will put all wrongs to right, bless you, Mr. Plummer, bless you.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

this is so much better than anything i would have written. Clever, funny, good-hearted...i would have been a little more bitchy, angry, long and boring and serious to where no one would have wanted to take the time to read it, let alone care about what i was saying. So, thanks for documenting our life in this refreshing fashion.

[ i s r a e l ] said...

i am so sorry to hear of this tragedy. i wish you really could come to our lost party. you rock.

h. ryann. said...

i laughed and cried....
bloody brilliant, manders.

way said...

hey! i didn't know you had a blog. i just saw this on ben's "worthy of a visit".

this is hilarious. sad. but fixed, so it is funny.

see ya around.

Amandawn said...

Will...didn't know I had a blog? Name 3 people who don't. sheesh. jk. YOU have a blog. totally adding you to my buddy list.